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i have decided that jon stewart is incredible. and extremely attractive.
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megan, you will understand this more than the rest of us.
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i totally didn’t mention that i went to a company christmas party last saturday night. it was out in the country at odell barnes’ house. in case you didn’t know, he’s the “foreclosure king”. probably the richest man in the state. his place was awesome. best described as a redneck who came into money and didn’t know what to do with it except buy cool redneck shit.
my date was there to get laid (by me or some rich dude’s wife). he got wasted and acted like a dickhead the entire time. i had fun drinking for free and dancing to the sweet jambs that the dj kept dishin’ out. there was this gorgeous good ol’ boy who kept eye-ballin’ me. i gave him my number only to never see him again. lost him to a sorority girl will tall pointy shoes and tight jeans.
after dropping my date, sir drunks-a-lot off at the bar, i went with beth (and some friends) to the strip club. which sucked because they quit serving booze when we got there.
all in all, i learned that money can buy you lots of cool crap and lots of friends. also, never have a drunk asshole who tries to put his dick in anything as a date to a company party. and, when going to the strip club, get there earlier than 2am.
merry christmas, ya’ll.