my 26/27 year old cousin matt riding the 10 year old’s bike. all of the kids rode it except that cute little girl right there and this cute little girl right here. i was wearing a dress. i had such a great day spending time with my family. i hope i have a large family. i prefer not to be the one birthing a ton of kids, but i will gladly marry into a large family. kids can be fun. ...
my cousin, cody, performed magic tricks for the family. he’s kind of a big deal. cody: did you like my magic show? me: yeah! you were so great! now you’ll have to learn some new tricks for next year. cody: yeah. soon no one will know if magic is real or fake because i’m going to be so good at it. he has a healthy sense of worth. did i mention he’s in 3rd grade and...
okay, seriously? i’ve been eating everything in sight and crying at every movie/tv show/commercial. i am acting like a crazy pregnant lady! if you’re looking for me this week, i’ll be the fat chick all snotty faced from crying. this is even more confirmation that i never want to have kids.
The pens here are excellent … along with many other things.– Derek’s review of his first week at Tumblr. They’re Pilot Precise V7s, btw. The best pen in the world. (via david) this is relevant. i order the same ones and keep them in my desk so that no one will take them. the best. no question.
i much prefer being entombed in a mausoleum of feelings i can neither understand...– abed from community
Parks and Recreation returns Thursday, January... →
azizisbored: Mark your calendar motherfuckers!!!!! it’s about damn time. everyone knows that outsourced is going to bomb and i have missed parks so much!
All I want are good, good friends, to raise babies, and to put my hands in wet...– brandi
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delbertshoopman: (via: liezlwashere)
weirdest thing just happened. i was researching a house located on barn owl road. and caribou’s barnowl came on pandora. the internet is stalking me!