January 2010
Oh, Heath Ledger...
likevannotjim:
Alcohol + Vicodin + Ambien + Happiness = A great night’s sleep.
Good night, Tumblr. Let’s do this shit. Let’s also actually wake up without Mary-Kate Olsen having to clean up our mess.
I think Happiness was the missing ingredient. Just saying…not trying to brag.
TOO SOON! my heart is still so sensitive, matthew.
message 9: "i have decided to wear bum clothing"
“now here is why, see i like hugs alot so what i am thinking is that as a fashion dicate towards the idea of hugging for all of humanity through out all of time, known and unknown that standard easy clothing will get more hugs into the world so umm, i am bumified, i was thinking get dressed up ished, and then i was like OH NO, I HAVE DINNER GIFT CERTIFICATES AND i want to use them with you,...
message 8...the most recent and scariest
“i also avoid people getting dead, i have personally saved hundreds of thousands of lives since i came of age, so while yes i do kill, and i do, i also save people, lots and lots of people, i have saved much greater numbers than i have taken, much greater, and i know that, however this is part of what it means to be me, this just is what it is, i do kill, please understand that i do not do...
message 7
…there are like 20-somthing comments from herself today: “why didn’t i go to the show at New Brooklyn did you know Benji Brazel the sound tech there, about four years ago now? he was my mother’s boyfriend for about five years and she and i knew him for about 15 years, well he died in that building of a heart attack and i am not going to go there unless i am asked to in...
message 6
for pretty much anything sort of, that meets my morals, however i am not willing to date any body else and while it is kinda a little pushy i have told my dad’s friends that i am interested in you and that i go to art bar to see you and that is why they haven’t seen me very much lately and when i am drunk and hanging out at the bar alone and a guy asks are you seeing anyone i say yes,...
uhh...
i admit, i started posting these messages to my friend josh before i read them all. now i think they’re terrifying. i assumed he was using the term “stalker” in reference to a crush. but this shit is creepy.
message 5
and not too much going on, not really, kinda sorta and then again not really, the cleaning is happening, i am about ready to start removing popcorn ceiling in the closet and i really like being near you, i really do, so much fun for me, kinda trepidacious about showing up too much, just cause, and yep the house will get ordered gosh darn it, it has been about two months of doing this and it is...
the way to my heart = french fries
truth.
message 4
“Title: How long does it take to preform a sex change operation on myspace less than thirty seconds, and i am pissy, so i write you pissy. gggrrrhhhhh WATCH THE VIDEO it is a very long educational seminar on our combined future, should we agree to agree. and i am the person on the left, most of the time, i do the killing you do the driving. great! c. {and hug is in perhapse zoning...
message 3: file under "in case i get murdered..."
“last night when i got home fairly eniberated, i wrote these two lines to you that were the first two lines in the third message now i know you don’t really know me, and we haven’t talked very much, however almost everything that i do is purpose driven with intent, and these lines were, yes they are genuin, yes i do want you, yes i do think you are amazingly sexy however there...
message 2
so that you can prepare yourself if you go to Art Bar on wednesday, there is a high probablity i will be there, and that i will hug you, i know scary, however we can do it, we can hug and that is acceptable. okay i just feel that fiar warning will help us to prepare ourselves, and so you can go, nope not ready for a hug, too much PDA. and then i will walk away and hid from you for the rest of...
my friend josh has a stalker and the world has to...
So my stalker waits for me pretty regularly outside when I get off work now… Here is the message I got today: “ Title: so i was masturbating and more than a few ideas came to mind 1. are you a virgin, is so, i am totally fine with that, however i am not, and while i really do want a very long relationship with you, i have no intentions of ever being married again, for a lot of...
“page, you smell like cigarettes….and beer.”
– my boss (knows how to compliment a girl)
in all fairness i’ve been wearing the same thing for 3 days.
nedhepburn:
Air ‘Sexy Boy’
nedhepburn:
Beck ‘True Love Will Find You In The...
Watchbringonthetragedy:
Since the first karaoke video got such a great response, my friend Karen recorded another at last week’s karaoke night. This one is a little bit drunker, a little higher-pitched, and a lot more.. uhh… ladylike?
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I sang a Taylor Swift song.
once again, phil…epic. blake, et’s get with the program man. we need a better camera. we need...
watching twilight new moon with Megan and the cats. because it is an accurate depiction of my current teen angst mindset about relationships.
Watchpatwright:
Coming Home To Me|Patty Griffin
From the upcoming album, “Downtown Church.” This is slow dancing in the kitchen music if I’ve ever heard it, whew.
i really want this new album. i listened to it this week on npr as well. i love patty. she gets me, ya know.
Watchshorty swing my way - kp & envyi
chris trying to cheer me up while explaining his...
chris: guys don't have anything else to think about, which helps. plus i have been cultivating really sexist opinions. none of them apply to you.
me: haha thanks.
me: let me hear a few.
chris: because you're funny and interesting.
chris: that girls are inherently boring and stupid because they don't have to develop personality to attract men.
chris: for example, you never meet a debonair charming old woman banging younger guys.
chris: so its dumb to be intimidated by girls because their vagina is all that elevates them to our level. and there are billions of vaginas.
chris: once again, 'm talking about girls. not you.
me: no i understand.
me: and guys are trained to only like girls like that.
me: apparently i'm in the wrong for having a personality.
me: guys don't want personality and wit.
me: they want a trophy on a shelf.
chris: you don't put out.
chris: so you're not in the category i'm referring to.
“The best strength and greatest weakness of girls, you included, is that you...”
– chris pearrow
sigur ros frontman, jonsi, goes solo →
happy birthday rainn wilson!
beware
my emotions are on red alert today. i could cry at the drop of a hat. i have so much going on in my head and it’s all out of my control. my hormones are crazy. my heart aches because of my own ignorance. and my boss fucking sucks. all i want to do is go home. and be left alone. maybe go running.
