fuckitparty: okay, here’s a photo book I made. check it out! amazing, jordan!
playfreebird: Play Freebird! - “Dreams...
is the most intimidating man to talk to about work. he stresses me out. he’s huge and polish and he makes my job 10 times harder. he finds projects for me to do that are unnecessary and if i don’t do them immediately he gets upset.
fountain coke and chili cheese fritos. i’m a disgusting fat ass. nom nom nom. breakfast.
playfreebird: Play Freebird! - Carmelita (Warren...
and i know you have a heavy heart, i can feel it when we kiss so many men stronger than me have thrown their backs out trying to lift it but me I’m not a gamble, you can count on me to split the love i sell you in the evening by the morning won’t exist
An email from a Barelysarcasm reader!
PC (reader): you're the one that i found out about michael jackson from first. but you put "mj" in a blog post and i was hoping you meant michael jordan.
J$ (barelysarcasm): I laughed aloud this morning. Sorry to mislead you, and I have no idea why you were hoping is was Jordan, but hopefully next time I don't disappoint.
J$ (barelysarcasm): I'm not saying I'm going to KILL Michael Jordan... but I won't give him the antidote, y'know?
J$ (barelysarcasm): Thanks for the email!
when the liiiiights go downnnn in the citaaaaaay
nedhepburn: omg what if steve perry dies then i’ll be listening to Journey the whole night which is kind of the same as every night. and every night after and before that one. a man after my own heart. i’m going to listen to “oh, sherry” right now.
well…one of my first loves is officially dead now. i’m fucking crying at my desk at work. shit.
personal assistant task of the day for my boss:
find his cousin from poland 2 blink 182 tickets for the show in wantagh, ny uhh….okay
triumph visits bonnaroo →
WTF NEW GUY AT WORK?
barelysarcasm: He doesn’t like Conway Twitty! … this dog won’t hunt, mon signor. tell him to get some fucking class. he probably likes nickelback. or is a communist.
interview with aaron weiss from mewithoutyou about... →
i think i expect too much out of every situation in my life and out of every person in my life. i accept things as they are but i expect it to be better/different/my way. if i keep this up i will constantly be disappointed. i’m still in the mindset that there is a way things “ought to be”. and even if that was true, nothing works out the way it ought to. i feel like...