December 2009
whiskeyandgoatsmilk:
The New Year- Death Cab For...
“Stop trying to be author of your romantic fate — let the universe kick in...”
– horoscope for december 30, 2009
(i figured so much)
“Nice try, Phil. But no one’s buying it.”
– the creative director in my department, noticing that i was the last employee still here at work on the day before the four-day weekend. (he’s right - all i’ve done the past hour is write blogs and check twitter) (via bringonthetragedy)
- yeah…i’m watching the office. but i did bust...
“i’ll get you pregnant, girl. whatchu want? twins? triplets? girl, i...”
– brandon kean
Watchmy friend lear is an editor for squidbillies, but he made this video for adult swim. merry christmas, ya’ll.
Applebee's just opened its 2,000th restaurant in...
(via sharingtime)
megan, you will understand this more than the rest of us.
rich folks and free booze...
i totally didn’t mention that i went to a company christmas party last saturday night. it was out in the country at odell barnes’ house. in case you didn’t know, he’s the “foreclosure king”. probably the richest man in the state. his place was awesome. best described as a redneck who came into money and didn’t know what to do with it except buy cool...
Please design a logo for me. With pie charts. For... →
jessicaannnielsen:
kernmars:
Who hasn’t had a client like this? Anyone?
This is incredible and hilarious.
Comedy Central Insider: Abed Gheith gets... →
delbertshoopman:
IKEA Heights is a very fun show. It’s difficult to act in because I’m always afraid of getting caught so I can’t be really that ruthless in my portrayal of the character. You gotta watch when you say ‘fuck’ really loud. You might upset a few Grandmas.”
finally watched a clip from ikea heights. okay…i like it. i honestly thought it would be really dumb, but it’s...
jessicaannnielsen:
Fuck some deeds, ya’ll.
i second that. i’ll even get my second witnessed and notarized so it’s official. once that bitch is recorded and filed, deeds will legally be fucked.
i will never get married if my jokes start sounding like this.
All Songs Considered Listeners Pick The Best Music... →
Review of Austin Crane-Place at the Table. This... →
(via likevannotjim)