halokittytokyo: Otis Redding - Try a Little...
there's no use in cryin' over tofurkey...
i went to my aunt’s house for dinner with my grandmother and my parents this afternoon. she was just going to heat up leftovers, but i knew there wouldn’t be anything that i could eat so i hate some potato wedges from the gas station on the way there. while heating everything up in the microwave as we all sat around the table, my aunt proceeded to ask me what i did and didn’t...
someone’s movin’ into the house up the road. i’m sure...– g’moma
dailybrowse: Who the fuck wants to go back to SC? not me. and i’m not even in nyc. i’m in the middle of nowhere, tennessee. i feel relaxed though. not looking forward to that 8-9 hour trek back.
daniel-shealey: Sushi night was fun! i miss camon. i will save up my money the next check i get and treat myself to the best sushi i have ever had the pleasure of eating. mr. kobayashi is like the david copperfield of sushi. side note: support your local business’. quit referring to “outback” as a restaurant and thinking that the only coffee in the entire capital of south...
likevannotjim: I may have gotten fired and hired in the same day. Lost my job I’m trying to quit and had a great final interview with the job I’m trying to get. Moral of this story: life is hilarious. jerk didn’t even tell me how all that turned out. i want the juice when i see you later. i need to know if i should slap you up side your head, or buy you a drink. either way, i will...
i’m impossible to forget, but i’m hard to remember.– elizabethtown
County worker: Hello, how can I help you?
Noob worker: Hi Im calling to get some information on a property.
County worker: What property are you calling about?
Noob worker: 315 something avenue.
County worker: What information are you looking for?
Noob worker: The anal tax amount.
County worker: Excuse me?!
Noob worker: Anal... I mean Ann-u-al taxes... sorry
yes! i love the noobs. they'll get it eventually.
there is a noel fielding blog. i just lost my shit.
i know it sounds nerdy but...
does anyone know a good website that has books on tape or writers talking about their books or reading excerpts from them?
nedhepburn: Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet...
alone at the office watchin' my stories...
i heard a noise in the other room, so i grabbed my knife and went to investigate. it was just the fax machine. scared the shit out of me.