my friend nathan’s tattoo.  he’s from richmond.  hopefully i will save up and see him and his beautiful wife in the spring.  there will be whiskey and trains and party jambs.

likevannotjim:

fuckyeahtattoos:

a photog friend of mine

This is my friend, Melinda. She takes the best pictures of anyone who isn’t famous (yet) that you’ll ever see.

and i miss hanging out with her.

hitrecordjoe:

I’m still trying to understand why LG made these…?

I suppose parents need to feel reassured that when they gift their kid a phone, it won’t encourage immoral behavior?

jaredgeller:

James Lipton’s Dick Pic PSA.  So weird and GREAT.

“The last thing he needs are tweets about his beets…!”

via adfreak

listen up kids.

butseriously:

drewharkins:

Laugh it up, sister. Just know that you could make a killing by merchandising absolutely anything in South Carolina with a palmetto tree or a Cock pun.

(Aside - The worst crush I had in high school was on a girl who relentlessly dropped bad puns in Spanish class. She matriculated at an Ivy.)

/Such a proud alumnus. (SPURRIER!)

gunstreetgirl:

FIGHTING. COCK. WHISKEY.

That is all.

[ahhahaha - cock]

i know what everyone in tennessee is getting for christmas.  hope my grandma likes whiskey and dick jokes.

merry christmas to me.

bad romance - lady gaga

my dad loves this video…and lady gaga in general.  my old man is funny when it comes to his jambs.  but it is a pretty great video.  don’t hate me.

delbertshoopman:

A McSkillet a day keeps the ladies at bay.

this screams irony.

nedhepburn:

Diane Savino, New York State Senator, raddest speech in the world on gay marriage.

via davidpress and robhuebel.

she makes me proud.  and make me want to run for office.  who says i can’t?  people like her will get things done and make change a reality.

likevannotjim:

(via ahahannah)

yes.

dailybrowse:

Have you ever felt as if you were walking in opposite directions at the same time?
Turning around accomplishes the same as continuing forward, and doing nothing will lead nowhere.
There is no point of departure anymore, only one road with two directions and you dont know if or when one will hit a dead end
The only choice to make is whether to walk or run because the outcomes are inexorably linked

great show at nbt tonight if you want to escape with me and get some smokey air into your lungs and some vodka in your belly.